♫I'm a good dog♫
♫Loves my rawhide♫
♫I'm a good dog♫
♫I like Elvis♫
♫And I am the Loo!♫

♫Now I'm free♫
♫Free fallin'!♫
♫Yeah, I'm free♫
♫Free fallin'!♫

I picked up a new hobby in the Smokies.  Cliff diving.  I'm pretty good at it.  Well, the first half, anyway.  I can do the part where I stand on the edge of the cliff.  Little Bit says not to worry, the second half is easy. 

What I can't figure out is why anyone would want to dive into water.  That's a lot like taking a bath, and baths make me unacceptably fluffy.  If anyone called YOU Mr. Fluffypants, you would know what I mean.  So I won't be diving into water.  Nope, good old terra firma for me.  I'll let you know how that second half goes.

I also did a lot of campaigning in Tennessee.  "Why don't you come to MY state, Mr. Fluffypants?" you might say.  Good question.

I do have to admit that I am a little worried about the campaign.  While we were in Gatlinburg, the bosses adopted a new pack mate.  Can you believe it?  They have me.  What more could they possibly want?  Who knows, but now there is Pedro. 

He's pretty quiet so I don't know what his side of the story is.  But I have seen shirts and signs that say "Vote for Pedro" so I have to think he is running against me.  This is not what I needed so close to the election.  Stupid frog.  Mayhap I will eat him.  Mmm...Pedro.