♫You've got a friend in me!  You've got a friend in me!♫

♪You've got troubles, I've got 'em too!♪

Oh, wait.  No, I don't.  Sorry.  No troubles here.  Just happy, happy Lyle.  Can't help it.  Mostly I'm happy without even thinking about it.  Sometimes it takes a toy to make me happy.  When I have a really good toy, I almost bust with happy. 

I've got some really great toys.  I have to confess, though, that I do feel a little guilty sometimes.  I've got these fuzzy little animals I love to play with and I think they like to play with me.  I grab them and they squeak with joy!  But the more we play, the less they squeak and I think they aren't having any fun anymore.  And that makes me sad.  But just for a moment, because then I figure, well, if they aren't having any fun, I'll just rip them to pieces.  So at least I'm having fun.  Fluff!  Fun! Okay, I guess I don't really feel guilty.  But it is too bad when they don't squeak anymore. 

Not every toy is fun.  Some are just flat out scary.  They are the clowns of the toy world.  People think they should be fun but they are just plain freaky.  Watch out for those.  No happy there. 

Oh, and don't worry if you haven't got any proper toys.  Lots of things can be toys.  I recommend towels, pillows, blankets, and Little Bit.  I'm sure you can find your own.