♫Robert Earl is a friend of mine♪You know he's always lookin' after my best interests♫He says, "Lyle P., you need to get some action, get your head back in line."♪

Oh, hi.  That's a good song about me.  I don't remember Robert Earl, but he seems to be a good guy.  The P. stands for Peebody, in case you were wondering.

I have something really important to tell you today.  Worth interrupting my hum.  Though it was a good hum...the ones about me always are...♫"Get out on your own, boy, this hangin' round has got to stop.  Get out on your own, boy, take a little trip to the record shop."♫

 Sorry, anyway, this is really deep.  When I thought it this morning, I thought, wow, this could change how everyone thinks about everything.  I wasn't sure everyone could handle this idea, but then I thought, yes, people are smarter than they look.

So, this is my thought...what was it now?  I know it was a good one...♫I said, "Robert Earl, I don't need no records."♫  That Robert Earl.  He's a funny guy.

Have a great day, everybody!