♫anything I want, I got it♫

♫anything I need, I got it♫

♫Baaaybeeee♫

I've got the Bump of Knowledge.  Yep.  Right there on the top of my cute little head.  It's filled with everything I'll ever need to know.  And you can stow the jokes about it not being very big.  I've heard 'em all.

Not every dog is lucky enough to be born with the Bump of Knowledge.  In fact, I think I'm one of the few.  The lucky.  The Lyle!

One thing that worries me about the Bump of Knowledge is its location.  It's right there on the top of my head, where I can't see it.  It might fall off and get lost.  That would be a shame.  Also, everyone who meets me wants to squeeze my sweet cheeks (can't blame 'em, they are sweet) and if someone squeezes too high, they might squish out the Knowledge from the Bump.  Pholp.  Right there on the floor.  And I don't know if I can squish it back in.  Hm.  Maybe if I would eat it, it would find its way back where it belongs. 

Anyhoo, just to be safe, don't squeeze the Lyle too hard the next time you see me.