♫Kiss me♫
♫Out of the Dogster pages♫
♫Lightly♫
♫Beside my sweet, sweet lips...♫

♫So, kiss me...♫

♫Kiss me down by my handsome whiskers♫
♫Bring me♫
♫Lots of tasty treats♫
♫Bring, bring, bring your unchewed gum♫
♫I'll be fresher if you give me some...♫

♫So kiss me!♫

You don't have to call me the Wise and Wonderful Whigle any more.  You can call me Sir Lyle of Lexington, Royal Author Extraordinaire.  So says Princess Morgan Anna Maria.  And from here on out, February 2nd is Loo Day.  So there, groundhogs.  Neener, neener.

There is a new member of the Gum Chewer's Club.  Everyone welcome Miss Matches, now also known as Bubble Yum.  In other Club news, our Dentyne Queen has earned her crown and published an important warning for all Gum Chewers.  Read your labels and be safe, Chewers!

It turns out there is another holiday this month besides Loo Day.  Why anyone would want another is beyond me.  But there it is.  Valentine's Day. 

Ah, love.  Ah, smooches. 

Enter Doublemint Loo, with minty fresh breath.  I am ready for smooching.

I've decided to make it easy for you.  I set up my own kissing booth.  Pucker up and give me a wet one!

Happy Valentine's Day!