♫Slip sliding away♫
♫Slip slidin' away♫

♫The more I near the finish line♫
♫The more I'm slip slidin' away!♫

I have decided I'm going to compete in the Winter Olympics.  From what I can tell it's a lot like Lylopalooza but maybe without the sausage eating contest, which is too bad.

Still, there's a event  I'm sure to win.  The Looge.  I don't know exactly how it works but I'm sure I'll be great at it.  I'm practicing saying "Whoosh!"  I think that will probably help.

Little Bit says I need a sled.  I don't have one, but I do have a speedy-looking scarf and some new sunglasses.  Maybe I can borrow a sled when I get there.  Little Bit says she would be happy to send me on a slow boat to Italy.  For a cranky old dog sometimes she can be really sweet.  Thanks, LB!