♫Baby, you can drive my car♫
♫Yes, I'm gonna be a star♫
♫Baby, you can drive my car♫
♫And maybe you'll love Loo!♫

I need to learn how to drive.  The bosses seem to be distracted from their campaign duties.  Instead of taking me everywhere I want to go, they are doing less important things like going to work and grocery shopping.  We need to have a little chat about priorities. 

To be fair, we have been doing a lot of campaigning at the local Dairy Queen, which is good, but I think the DQ got the message.  I need to move on.  And there are so many opportunities around here!  

I already missed the Corn Festival.  Mmmm...corn.
Next month is the World Chicken Festival in Corbin.  Mmmm...CHICKEN!  I can't miss that!
Then there will be Apple Festivals (mmm...apples!) and PumpkinFest (mmm...pumpkin!) at the Double Stink Hog Farm. 

I love Kentucky!

AnyLoo, I think the solution is to drive myself.  Then I can go where I want, when I want.  I can stop for CHICKEN whenever I like.  I will brake for fire hydrants!

I had my first driving lesson today.  It was easy.  Here's what I learned.

1.  Cool shades are a must. 

2.  It's easier to operate the car from the Driver's Seat.

3.  The whirlygig in the middle is to keep you cool.  It spins very fast and makes a breeze.  (I know this because I have whirlygigs on the ceilings in my house.)  I haven't figured out how to make it go yet.  Next lesson, maybe.

Good start, huh?