

♫You don't
have to live a life of sin♫
♫You don't have to break the law and break
the law again♫
♫You can make just one mistake♫
♫And it can take you to your grave♫
♫One bad move can turn your world upside
down♫
♫It's such a shame
♫'Cause you've been so good up 'til now♫
I got a new duck. Yep.
Another new duck. It's almost as much fun as my stretchy duck. This
one sounds like it is making a rude noise when it quacks! Ha! Ha!
Rude noises! Bwah-ha-ha! What could be funnier?
But on to business...
Here are the contest entries
so far. Sorry if I missed any.
Title entries:
Seva: The Scale
of the Tail! subtitled: He ain't scaley, He's my brother
Skye:
DIVOVKSI !!!!! (which is one of the Croatian words for monster); Taj
Divovski Pas (also Croatian: The Monster Dog); Blizanci (Croatian
for Twins)
Casting entries:
Skye:
Lyle-Antonio Banderas, Morgan-Catherine Zeta-Jones, Skye-Angelina Jolie,
Basil-Robin Williams
Basil:
Lyle-Robin Williams, Dexter-Clint Eastwood, Matches-Molly Shannon, Seva-Wendie
Malick, Princess Morgan-Liv Tyler, Mayor Impy-Renee Zellwegger, Skye-Molly
Price, Basil-Jim Carey
Impy: Miss Matches-Julia Roberts
Miss
Matches: Miss Matches-Suzanne Somers
Chapter 25
“Where we going,
Cop-a-houla?” Basil taunted his partner.
“Shhh…I’m trying to concentrate. I think I’ve got a bead on
our suspect,” Skye replied. They had arrived at the site of the original
incident, but the area was deserted.
“Looks like somebody could use a hug,” Basil had commented
upon seeing the damaged buildings, overturned cars, and broken glass.
“I wonder…” mused Skye, ignoring her
partner. She had picked up a scent at the site, but was unable to identify its
source. She was trying to think like a detective, use her education and skills
and come up with an explanation for the scene. It seemed logical that whatever
had caused all this damage was the source of the unusual scent she had located.
Clearly nothing like this had ever happened in Chicago before, so it seemed
reasonable that the scent markers would be unfamiliar. The trail seemed
strongest heading north, but as she slowly and deliberately narrowed the scent
cone, she began to suspect that the source had already moved on from that
direction. She picked up a faint but discernable track now headed east, further
away. Her gut instinct told her this was the fresh trail. This trail was
mingled with the scent of fear.
Chapter 26
“I really wish you’d
reconsider, Your Honor.” Dexter was once again on the phone with Mayor Impy,
this time trying to convince her to postpone a live public address, so far with
very little success.
“Dexter, Chicago needs
reassurance. Everyone is in a panic. I’ll just make an announcement and then
you can answer some questions,” Mayor Impy replied.
“Madame Mayor, to be perfectly honest, you can’t swing a cat
in this city without hitting someone who claims to have seen a monster. One of
our ‘eye witnesses’ reported a monster that turned out to be my neighbor’s toy
poodle. Please, just let the police handle it,” Dexter said.
“I’ll meet you at Millennium Fountain in 20 minutes.
Straighten your collar for the cameras, Chief,” stated Impy, then she broke the
connection. Dexter growled and approached the site of the most recent attacks,
the Barkery Café. He stopped dead in his tracks when he caught a glimpse of the
most stunning dog he had ever seen. She was approaching him with a lilting
gait, which he assumed was due to the fact that she was only wearing three
shoes. At her side was a harried-looking Whigle, but Dexter barely took notice
of her companion.
“Finally! It’s about time the police arrived,” Seva
snapped.
“Two of our friends have been kidnapped by a big green
critter that looks kind of like me,” said Lyle.
“It has my shoe! My favorite shoe! Look at these! These
are Prada, you know. Can I file a report? What are you going to do to get my
shoe back?”
Dexter blinked at Seva. Slowly he turned his eyes from her
and stared at Lyle. “What did you say?” he asked.
“There’s a big green guy, looks a little like me but not so
handsome. AnyLoo, he took Princess Morgan Anna Maria of Appalachia and Miss
Matches (of WGN) hostage. Well, I hope he took them hostage. He might have
eaten them. He did look a little hungry. And he drooled a lot. Kind of
smelly, really. Maybe not so much like me at all,” rambled Lyle.
“Which way did they go?” demanded Dexter.
“Thataway, towards the lake,” replied Lyle.
