Love, love, lovelovelovelove!

Happy Valentine's Day and all that.  I have been thinking about love...actually I have been thinking about "unconditional love."

What a bunch of hooey.  Hogwash.  Wishful thinking. 

I say, we dogs need to change this crazy idea that we give "unconditional love".

Why would I want the bosses to think I give them unconditional love?  (I don't, by the way.  Big waste of time and effort.)  If they think I love them unconditionally, then what incentive would they have to buy my love?  Of course my love can't be bought but that doesn't mean I don't want them to make me an offer.  Bacon, you say?  Maybe I'll love you for that.  Bacon cake?  Now we are talking amore!

See what I mean?  People shouldn't get away with denying us our favorite snacks or locking us up in crates for hours at a time just because they think we will love them anyway.  I say, Bah! 

Here's what we need to do.  Practice your Hateful Stares. 

Your I Cannot Believe You Would Do This To Me Looks.

And let Unconditional Love be gone!!