DETH to Facebook

I challenge all DETH members (do you even remember who you are?) to do the ethical thing...get your humans off Facebook.  They rot their minds with silly games.  They  send each other imaginary gifts.  They hog the computer and do not let you, my ever-loving constituents, read my fun and entertaining diary.

DETH members:  herd your humans away from Facebook!  Get them back on Dogster!  Or at least get them to spend more time with you, the most important member of the family.

Hm.  Maybe Facebook isn't so bad.