I have to say that things do not always go my way around here.  Ferinstance.  I like to park myself in front of one of the windows facing the front of the house and bark at the dogs who walk by.  Fun!  The bosses call it my Room of Requirement because whatever I need to bark at seems to show up there.  Also because they are geeky.

AnyLoo, I get kicked out of the Room of Requirement a lot.  Too much barking, the boss man says.  I don't agree.  But since I can't seem to make him see things my way, I decided to find another solution.

So I did a little research.  On the dark side, you might say.  I found just the thing.

LooDoo!

I made me a little LooDoo doll of the boss man so I can force him to do whatever I want.  Pretty smart, huh?

I used some parts from a toy Maebe was eating.  And I used fluff for his head.  That seemed appropriate.  Then I had to decide what to do with him.  I could not find any pins, and really, he is no good to me if he is laid up on the couch with pins in his back anyway.

So I whispered in his ear.  Let Lyle bark all he wants!! You love to hear Lyle bark!!  Feed Lyle more chicken!!

That didn't work. 

I have to admit I was getting more than a little frustrated.  I might have ripped off his head.

Oddly enough that hasn't seemed to have much of an effect on his day to day.  Who knew?  I was just about to try to dump him in the closet by my kibble so that maybe he would feed me more when Maebe came by.

I might not have been keeping a close eye on Little Boss Man.  He might have gotten swallowed by Maebe.  Oops.

How ya likin' that, Boss Man?  Bwahahahahaha!