Well, okay. I'll bark a few
words. Happy Indogeration day, everyone.
Four meals and seven naps ago, or maybe a little longer than that, I became
President. When I moved in to this greenish White House I had no idea what
challenges would come before me. I am proud to say that I am taking this country
in a new and delicious direction.
Chicken in every supper dish!
It has always been my platform and I still support it 100%. We will start with
my supper dish. Remember, ask not what Lyle can do for you. Ask what you can do
for Lyle. Here's one thing you can do to get started: put chicken in my supper
dish. See? Things are already changing for the better.
What is required of us now is a new era of gluttony. Pass the meat cake!
Let's win one for the Gipper!
(cue dancing squirrels) (the crowd shouts, "Lyle! Lyle!")