Lyle on Golf

My daily wander takes us past a golf course. In between watching the birds and the squirrels, looking for tasty things in the street, and thinking other supergenius thoughts, I study the golfers. I have learned a lot. So much so that I have written Lyle's Guide to Golf. Behold:

1. Do not attempt to navigate the golf course without one of those little carts. Not only are they speedy and cool, but you can stash snacks in there and disregard all the rules of the road when you are off the golf course. Breaking laws is fun!

2. Wear bright clothes to improve your visibility and keep from getting hit with balls. If you wear bright colors and still get hit with balls, the other golfers are probably aiming for you.

3. Hang on to your clubs. They do not give you more if you run out.

4. If you are bad at golf, ask if your local course has a Duffer Day. It seems to be Thursdays at ours.

5. Try to aim the little white ball for the hole in the ground. Supposedly it makes a difference which hole you aim for but I doubt that's true.

Happy golfing!