Lyle's Big Summer Blockbuster
I was thinking that it is high time that I made a movie. My public deserves it. Sit back, grab some popcorn and enjoy the flick!
Shrieking in Seattle: PigeonQuest 2008--in 3D!!
Part 1 (all very edgy directors do their very edgy movies in 2 parts. Also I am really tired from my trip so this is all you get for now.)--Sleepless Near Seattle
Directed by Lyle
Written by Lyle
Starring: Lyle
Some others will undoubtedly show up too.
The boss ma'am (Best Girl and Key Grip) forgot the video camera so you need to use your imagination a little. Work with me. Imagination is good for the soul.
The setting:
The Emerald City has recently been under attack by a renegade flock of pigeons. Thoughtless birds flap at unsuspecting Seattleites dining at sidewalk cafes and enjoying the city's fine markets, causing rampant nose wrinkling and frowning. The citizens are tired of stepping around the birds. They are getting permanent wrinkles. What can be done? Who will save them?
Cut to:
Lyle and his pack are cruising along I-90, headed towards the Cascade
mountains. They stop for the night at Snoqualmie Pass. But Lyle
cannot sleep. It is not because of the high prices of gasoline are
weighing heavy on his mind.
It is not because the bed is too crowded. Although it is.
It might be because the pancake house right next to the hotel does not allow dogs. Mmm...pancakes. But not for dogs. Could this be Lyle's mission? To open up the doors of flapjack goodness to mutts everywhere? (Boss Man: "Save it for the sequel, Lyle") Mmm...sequel.
It is a long and restless night. Lyle is up on the bed. Lyle is wandering around the bed. Lyle is on the floor. Spring (the Growly Lump aka Grump) growls at an unseen menace. All are on edge but no one knows why.
Dawn breaks bright and clear. Our fearless travelers pile into their car and head west. It is almost as if they are drawn to the Emerald City. Could it be that Lyle is the Chosen One?
Pretty cool movie so far, huh? Just wait...Part 2 has all the special effects.