King for a day!

That was Thursday. I got a new crown, and I don't even have to wear it on my head. I get to wear it in my head. On Friday I got to see the Dairy Queen and the whole town set off fireworks in honor of me, the King. Have I mentioned how cool Washington is?

Yesterday was another Super Saturday. WhooLOO! We went to Columbia Park and I got to wade in the river. Spring wanted to swim to Pasco but the bosses wouldn't let her. Too bad. I say, go Spring! Send me a postcard from the other side.

I think being King has different rules from being President. When I am President I do things for everyone else. Like put a chicken in every bowl. Mmm...chicken. When I am King, everyone does things for me.

Here's what I want:

1. A chicken in my bowl. Duh.
2. The Dairy Queen to move next door.
3. The sun should not be so hot.
4. Furminators are banned for all time.

That should be good enough for my loyal subjects to start on. All hail King Lyle!