Yes, it's true. September 19th was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Really. Another dress-up holiday for me.

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LyleTV is proud to present Song Hour. Today we feature the legendary Guy Clark. If you don't know Guy Clark, you should. He's a legend. He's a friend of Lyle Lovett. 'Nuff said.

Eight years old with a flour sack cape
Tied all around his neck
He climbed up on the garage
Figurin' what the heck
He screwed his courage up so tight
The whole thing come unwound
He got a runnin' start and bless his heart
He headed for the ground

He's one of those who knows that life
Is just a leap of faith
Spread your arms and hold your breath
And always trust your cape

All grown up with a flour sack cape
Tied all around his dreams
He's full of p!$$ and vinegar
He's bustin' at the seams
He licked his finger and checked the wind
It's gonna be do or die
He wasn't scared of nothin', boys
He was pretty sure he could fly

He's one of those who knows that life
Is just a leap of faith
Spread your arms and hold your breath
And always trust your cape

Old and grey with a flour sack cape
Tied all around his head
He's still jumpin' off the garage
And will be till he's dead
All these years the people said
He's actin' like a kid
He did not know he could not fly
So he did

See you up on the garage.

And last but not least...

The fall lineup on LyleTV will have you glued to my page! We've got some great new shows and all your old favorites. Stay tuned for...

Survivor--our contestants will face the elements and put their courage to the test in this real-life battle!

Who Wants to Be a Superhero?--I do! I do!!

More great stuff from Lyle's Toy Box!

We'll have special guests (that's you, Comu') and lots of surprises. Don't miss a minute!