Deep Thoughts, by Lyle

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Let's take another look in my toy box.  My favorite toy this week is my (formerly) squeaky hot dog.  I have had a craving for hot dogs for EVER.  And ever.  So this squeaky hot dog is going to have to do, because the bosses won't buy me a real one.

even better than the real thing...not.

Let's take a look at what makes this toy great.

1.  It squeaks.  Really loudly.  Or at least it used to.  Someone that might look a little like me might have destroyed whatever it is that makes it squeak.

2.  It is huge.  If I had a real hot dog I would want it to look like this.  I can chew on one end and smack Spring with the other end and not have to get close enough to smell her.  That's a good sized toy!

3.  It is anatomically correct.  It even has mustard.it has a good chew

4.  It makes me think of food.  Mmm...hot dogs.

 

 

 

don't be touching my buns.

Grab your favorite food shaped toy and join me in a toast.  Mmm...toast.  Anyone have a toast shaped toy?  AnyLoo, here's to the tastiest toys around!

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