♫I've got the brains, I've got the looks♫
♫I'll make lots of money♫
♫I've got the stones, I've got the brains♫
♫I'll make lots of - MONEY!♫
 

I need cash.   

Famous authors do not make much money as I would have guessed.  And so far I have not been offered any movie deals.  Hard to believe, but true.

So I have to ask myself:  How can a poor Whigle make a buck?  How am I supposed to buy the things I need, like cats?  Or self-defense lessons? 

And Loo and behold, the answer comes to me.  Right out of the blue.  Well, the yellow, actually.

I will sell Lyle's Crystals of Power.

Little Bit says, "Where on earth are you going to get Crystals of Power?"

Ha, ha!  Says I.  This is the best part.  I can make them for free!  Then I will sell them on P-Bay.  Maybe I will make a stone.  I can probably get more money for those.

Little Bit says, "Are you nuts?  If anyone finds out where those came from...oh, the horror!"  Poor Bit, she has no business sense.  I'm not worried.  People will buy anything.  Behold the Crystals of Power.  Be the first on your block to get some.  You, too, can have the power of Loo!