I have come to an important part of the story, so I thought this would be a good time for intermission. 

Get up, walk around.  Bark at things.  Skip the next chapter or two if you are faint of heart.

I mentioned walking.  You might want to walk like me.  I have a very fancy walk.  It has a little Whigle in it.  Get it?  Whigle?  Wiggle?  Ha!  Ha!

♫I can't dance♫
♫I can't talk♫
♫The only thing about me is the way that I walk!♫

AnyLoo, you can do it too.  I shall instruct you in song.

Ready set?

♫Everybody's doing a brand new walk now♫
♫(Come on Loolie, do the Whigle motion)♫
♫I know you'll like it if you give it a chance now♫
♫(Come on Loolie, do the Whigle motion)♫
♫Even Little Bit can do it with me♫
♫It's easier than learning on which tree to pee♫
♫So come on, come on, do that Whigle motion with me!♫

♫You've got to swing your hips now♫
♫Left front, right back♫
♫Now I think you've got the knack!♫

♫Move down the street with the Whigle motion♫
♫(Come on Loolie, do the Whigle motion)♫
♫You can do it on a leash if you get the notion♫
♫(Come on Loolie, do the Whigle motion)♫

♫There's never been a wiggle that's so easy to do♫
♫It will even make you happy if you're feeling blue♫
♫So come on, come on, do the Whigle motion with me!♫

Go!